Oh, where do we even begin with the "Baxter"? Let me tell you, this recycled crop top yoga gear is simply revolutionary. Who knew that a recycled garment could make you look like a hipster yoga guru? I mean, who needs soft, breathable fabric when you can wear something that feels like recycled cardboard against your skin?
And let’s not forget the design. The intricate print of "Baxter" truly makes you stand out in a crowd, because nothing says “I’m serious about my yoga practice” like wearing a feline-inspired fashion statement. The only downside is that people might mistake you for a crazy cat lady or assume you’re practicing a new form of cat yoga.
Now, let’s talk about the fit. Who needs a comfortable, form-fitting top that moves with your body when you can wear something that’s either two sizes too small or three sizes too big? The "Baxter" has got you covered, quite literally. It’s like they designed it to either cut off your circulation or make you look like you borrowed your grandmother’s hand-me-downs.
Oh, did I mention the price? For the low, low cost of half your monthly paycheck, you too can own this recycled masterpiece. Because clearly, saving the planet should come at an exorbitant price. Who needs affordable, accessible yoga gear when you can shell out your life savings for a garment that screams “eco-conscious elitism”?
In conclusion, if you’re looking to make a bold fashion statement, hinder your yoga practice with uncomfortable fabric, and drain your bank account, then "Baxter" is the perfect choice for you. Just remember, nothing says “I care about the environment” like wearing a crop top that makes you question your life choices.
• Fabric composition in Europe: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane
• Fabric weight in Europe: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²)
• Fabric composition in Mexico: 81% REPREVE recycled polyester, 19% LYCRA® XTRA LIFE™
• Fabric weight in Mexico: 7.52 oz/yd² (255 g/m²)
• UPF 50+
• Trendy, cropped fit
• Wide, double-layered waistline band
• Raglan sleeves
• Tear-away care label
• Size up if you’re between sizes as this fabric can be tight on the body